Political Humor from both sides of the aisle..;-)
Posted : September 27, 2005 at 4:59 pm [America/Los_Angeles]
“Barbra Streisand told Diane Sawyer that we’re in a global warming crisis, and we can expect more and more intense storms, droughts and dust bowls. But before they act, weather experts say they’re still waiting to hear from Celine Dion.”
- Jay Leno
“Now here’s some sad information coming out of Washington. According to reports, President Bush may be drinking again. And I thought, ‘Well, why not? He’s got everybody else drinking.”
- David Letterman
“President Bush said that he wants to put a man on the moon by the year 2018. Why are we going to the moon? Didn’t he say just last month that we were going to Mars? See, that shows you how expensive gas is — we can only go halfway now. Sorry kid, you’re just going to the Moon again this year — the Mars thing is out.”
- Jay Leno
“Hillary Clinton has announced she’s going to vote no, she’s voting no on the nomination of Judge John Roberts for Supreme Court chief justice. Today, Bill Clinton pulled Roberts aside and said, ‘Don’t worry, I get no from her all the time”
- Jay Leno
- Anand
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